I'm not sure I understand all the hype surrounding the hot new flick, '50 Shades of Grey,' which hits screens Friday.
After all, if I want 50 shades of grey, all I have to do is look in the mirror. Now there's a serious candidate for some Grecian Formula.
Believe, it's not nearly as thrilling as it's made out to be. If I hear the word 'distinguished' one more time, I might be physically ill. I looked it up in the dictionary. I think it means ancient.
Eat your heart out, George Clooney.
I guess I could joke that I'm giving my wife '50 Shades of Grey' for Valentine's Day.
I'm just not sure how to get this ugly mug in the box!
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