TGID (Thank God It's Doomsday)
Another Doomsday, another dollar. Or something like that.
The people who brought us the end of the world back in the summer recalculated and decided they were wrong, the apocalypse is actually coming today.
So far it’s business as usual.
Hey, at least it’s Friday.
Thank God It’s Doomsday just doesn’t have the same ring to it.