Welcome to Bryce Harper madness

It's official.

Bryce Harper mania has arrived.

How do I know? He's landed on the front page of the Daily Times.

But not in the way you might expect. The Phillies signed Harper to a $330 million dollar, 13-year deal last Thursday. That is millions as in six zeroes.

And the machines at American Marketing in Clifton Heights have not stopped since.

They make T-shirts, and they have a contract to produce Bryce Harper T-shirts.

They're the hottest things in Delco.

However, I would suggest maybe a sweatshirt or hoodie over that T-shirt. This ain't Clearwater. We might be dreaming of baseball, but we're living with 19-degree temperatures out there this morning.

You can get all the details on the Harper T-shirt mania here.

It even gave me an opportunity to write an edgy headline:

Shirt Happens.

I hope no one takes offense.

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